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We concede Eli the nicknames ‘Dream-Killah’ and ‘The Inexplicable Mississippi Clutchdawg’.

February 3, 2008, 10:19 pm
Filed under: "DAVID TYREE IS STILL ON THE TEAM!", "I like this man!!", 18-1., A higher power is not fond of Kyle Boller., UoPO Stadium -- Where dreams die and Oklahoma loses.

Perfectville. Population, still 1.

(We still think “Dream-Killah” originator Keyshawn Johnson has a goofy little scarf.)

EVENIN’ SCRAMBLE: Failed head coach finds job, and you may have made Jesus sad.

January 23, 2008, 8:27 pm
Filed under: A higher power is not fond of Kyle Boller., Almost heaven..., Golic smash!, I miss Steve McNair when he was young., Jesus., John Stocco dawg., Mother Disney., Never hire Cam Cameron as a head coach, Really?! Harbaugh is God?!, Rick Majerus is Unintentifunny!, Sports with round balls., States are shaped like things.

Cam Cameron owed the Ravens 1.

Norv Turner Jr. has a job.
Former Dolphins and Indiana coach Cam Cameron is headed to Baltimore to be new coach John Harbaugh’s offensive coordinator, according to ESPN.com. Cameron had previously been a candidate for every third offensive coordinator job in pro ball, college and Lega Nazionale Football Americano Italiano.

He will try to resuscitate an offense that, despite having a stout running game, a fantastic tight end and a decent batch of receivers, swallowed Draino and lit itself on fire on third down last year. (more…)