Drunken Omelette


News on that kid who hangs out with Charlie Batch.


“Yessss, yessss … fight for my love … my sweet, precious love …”

Terrelle Pryor, the Class of 2008’s hottest, tallest, most Vince Youngish quarterback, says it’s “50-50″ whether he will make a decision on a school on Wednesday’s National Signing Day, giving ample time for Ohio State and Michigan fans to ignite a flame war that could consume the entire Internet and also involve actual flames*.

He might take a trip to Oregon. He might not.

He might only want to play in the spread. He might not.

He might check out the Gulfport campus of Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College and stop at the Krystal’s in Pascagoula, have a Milkquake and forgo football for a lucrative future in milkshaking.

He might not. (more…)



EVENIN’ SCRAMBLE: Failed head coach finds job, and you may have made Jesus sad.


Cam Cameron owed the Ravens 1.

Norv Turner Jr. has a job.
Former Dolphins and Indiana coach Cam Cameron is headed to Baltimore to be new coach John Harbaugh’s offensive coordinator, according to ESPN.com. Cameron had previously been a candidate for every third offensive coordinator job in pro ball, college and Lega Nazionale Football Americano Italiano.

He will try to resuscitate an offense that, despite having a stout running game, a fantastic tight end and a decent batch of receivers, swallowed Draino and lit itself on fire on third down last year. (more…)