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The deathmatch everyone in the Midwest bracket really wants to see.
We continue our mad descent into bracketnessness with a rundown of the Midwest bracket, which we will go ahead and forecast will be ripped to shreds by the angry, probably powder blue winner of the East bracket.
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WRONG!
No. 1 Kansas versus No. 16 Portland State
Strange what another sport means to a different school. In football, Kansas is a feel-good story when it makes it to the big stage. In basketball, the Jayhawks are supreme failures if they don’t make it to the Sweet 16 — and we happily root against them.
We cannot with sound minds and somewhat sound bodies call an upset in this situation.
First of all, 16-seeds do not beat 1-seeds. Read your damned Bible.
Second, no one from a major conference should ever lose to oddly misplaced Pacific Northwest Vikings.
We can kind of understand cougars — we imagine there are some up in Pullman that like smoking dope and hang out the Price’s Choice strip clubs bemoaning Bill Doba. (more…)
