We’re happy to realize that Tom Petty was probably the best halftime act booked in a long, long time for the Super Bowl, much as we are that Baked Lay’s only contain 2 grams of fat per 15 crisps*.
Also, we’re happy to find out that Tom Petty is the voice of Lucky on King of the Hill. Many things make sense now, though few as much as Petty playing a burned-out animated Texas stoner.
Key words to listen for here:
- Defensive struggle. This is quickly becoming one.
- Adjustments. The Patriots are apparently good at them.
- Cocaine binge. … Phoenix-Tempe’s a pretty big place. We’re just saying…
Let’s watch some damn football.
7:26 p.m. Wes Walker = The pinnacle of short white receiver awesomeness. ‘Nuff said.
7:30 p.m. “I can’t imagine a defense not being aware of Wes Welker.”Not this one, Troy. Not this one.
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Oh, Fourth Down.
7:32 p.m. Salesgenie.com’s commercials aren’t appealing, just kind of racist.
7:37 p.m. And so New York self-cuckholds itself.
By the way, want to know something disturbing? Sure, we’ll tell you.We’ve found one of the biggest referring links for this site is Google searches for “cuckhold” and “cuckholding” that point toward a post we wrote about Rex Ryan.Yeah. Our thoughts exactly.
Rex Ryan has no problem with watching what John Harbaugh does with his team.
