Filed under: Al Davis is crazy., Chris Henry makes a poor life decision., Cleaning the hizouse., Draftaphilia., God is a great running back., Hog-Gods., S to the E to the C., We return from the dead., We root against all NC schools -- including UNC

Today’s ‘We’re still alive’ post is brought to you by the Taco Bell chihuahua, who, unlike us, is dead.
A lot of things happened while we were out saving souls, feeding poor kids, and making love to beautiful women who we saved from racist biker gangs plotting to kill the president and aforementioned poor kids and crazy, intolerant Ricin-dirty bomb plot.*
In the meantime, a lot of things happened. First of all, WordPress — our fine, presumptuously left-wing, elitist, hippie electronic enablers — decided to change our posting interface to something that, while less aesthetically pleasing, is so much more intuitive and helpful.
You may not understand this, fair blog reader looking for cuckholding p0rn, but we assure you that one of the holdups in ending our brief sabbatical was taking in all this new helpfulness and pretty.
Wonder what else is going on? Hope nothing else big happened while …

Whoops.
Chris Henry allegedly acted a fool again, got frickin’ cut.
Oh, oh my. Um, yeah. (more…)
