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Today’s bracket breakdown is brought to you by Ween, whose music you may remember from … um … uh, ever seen Road Trip? You know that part where they go shopping at the Target?
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Ah, screw it. Ween sucks anyway.
We continue or study of the bracket cutting among America’s youth with a quick and even dirtier dissection of the Western bracket matchups.
Rick James was dead when we found him.
No. 1 UCLA versus No. 16 Mississippi Valley State
So Mississippi Valley State, you’re in the tournament, huh? Must make feel really good to be invited to the Big Dance, huh?
Well, let us ask you this:
You ever had a lead pipe shoved through your teeth into the back of your throat, then had someone pipe in carbon monoxide gas until you just let the pain just faaaaade away … ?
Well … see you Thursday. (more…)
