Drunken Omelette


DAYS OF THE ROUNDBALL: Mutant victory.


Today’s bracket dissection is brought to you by Nostradamus, who used a fruity rhyming scheme to pick Florida and Histler State in the title game.

We satisfy our initial bracket-related compulsion today, crowning our early pick for national champ from the South bracket hours before the tournament is set to kick off.

Why didn’t we post it last night?

Because we were tired. Screw you.

Why don’t you pick your own bracket?

Oh, you did?

Well, why don’t you pick a bracket that doesn’t suck?

Also, read this Slate piece. It’s intelli-funny.

You don’t like intelli-funny?

Well, enjoy being caught on fire. (more…)