Drunken Omelette


Sadomasochism.


“I can’t see the shame if I kill the eyes … !”

Former Duke football coach Ted Roof has left Louisville’s defensive staff to take over as defensive coordinator at Minnesota, one of the 2007 season’s worst units, according to The Sporting News.

Other things Roof will also do in the next few days:

  • Slam hand in car door as hard as he can.
  • Use a hot stove eye to give himself a giant palm fingerprint.
  • Blowtorch. Foot. No foot.