Former Duke football coach Ted Roof has left Louisville’s defensive staff to take over as defensive coordinator at Minnesota, one of the 2007 season’s worst units, according to The Sporting News.
Other things Roof will also do in the next few days:
Slam hand in car door as hard as he can.
Use a hot stove eye to give himself a giant palm fingerprint.
He answered the guidance counselor’s phone calls real good. Paul Rhoads was sworn in as The Barn’s new defensive coordinator on Friday. According to the Press-Register, Tubby showed his management acumen by hiring a man with a resume achievement shared only with thousands of high school seniors each year — he was valedictorian:
I do enjoy the educational process, and that’s true today with football. I think the educational process in coaching is ongoing. It takes place every day. It’s one of the things that drives me on a daily basis to become a better football coach.
The immediate Barner response on P-R’s blog talkbacks: “I like this man!!”
Hypothetical: Paul Rhoads enters the press conference, the smell of whiskey, fowl and Dave Wannstedt pollutes the air making the press gag. Painted around his mouth is a kaleidoscope of blood, feathers and eagle bile. In his hand his the hollowed carcass of “Nova”, War Eagle VII. He proclaims, “I like tasty raw bird. Me was not fed these daily in Pizz-Borg.”
Scree! Sweet death at last! Scree!
Then, the first talkback poster on al.com would say:
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I like this man!!
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