Drunken Omelette

Bad ideas.

• "DAVID TYREE IS STILL ON THE TEAM!" (2)
• "I like this man!!" (3)
• 'You know it's a very very long song…'. (1)
• 138th Episode Spectacular. (1)
• 18-1. (2)
• A higher power is not fond of Kyle Boller. (2)
• Aaron Rodgers is not Brett Favre and deserves it. (3)
• Acid washed. (1)
• Actual indoor football team (2)
• Adam Morrison is a wuss. (2)
• Adam Morrison is an UGLY wuss. (1)
• Adrian Peterson has decided to run the football real ha (1)
• Al Davis is crazy. (1)
• AL-UH-BAMA! (11)
• al.commentary. (9)
• Almost heaven… (2)
• Alternate Death Valley. (2)
• Amusing John L. Smith reference (1)
• Anonymous Atlanta Falcons Coach (2)
• Baylor sucks. (1)
• Bless _____'s hearrrrrt. (3)
• Bob Huggins does not care if you die. (1)
• Brett Favre. (2)
• Bringing it on the Alabama coast. (3)
• BUCKEYE! (1)
• but they win anyway. (1)
• Centaurs. (1)
• Chantastic! (1)
• CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! (2)
• Chris Henry makes a poor life decision. (1)
• Cleaning the hizouse. (4)
  • We return from the dead. (1)
• Colonel Sanders' original recipe for death. (1)
• Commercial commentary. (2)
• Cute dog deathmatch. (1)
• Daniel Snyder makes FedEx Field a memorial for failure. (2)
• DING! (1)
• Draftaphilia. (2)
• Drew Bledsoe died like a man. (2)
• Duke apparently plays football — sort of. (1)
• Duke sucks (2)
• Emmitt Smith smiles and laughs nervously. (2)
• Eric Crouch — Why?! (1)
• Esoteric 'Wire' reference. (1)
• Fake outdoor football team. (2)
• Filthy Hilltoppers. (1)
• Fox sucks. (1)
• Funny names. (1)
• Gay Cylons. (1)
• Glen Mason cries alone. (1)
• Go Gamecocks … in East Alabama! (1)
• God is a great running back. (1)
• God loves Dennis Felton. (1)
• Golic smash! (2)
• Green Bay is cold. (1)
• Harry Potter reference — really. (1)
• Hello my name is Brodie Croyle starting quarterback of (1)
• Histler. (1)
• Hog-Gods. (1)
• Hokies. (1)
• Hoover High School quarterback John Parker Wilson. (3)
• Human failure Chris Rix. (1)
• Human failure Jimmy Johns. (1)
• Human failure Matt Millen. (1)
• Human failure Ryan Perrilloux. (1)
• I do not care much for Michigan at all good sir. (5)
• I miss Steve McNair when he was young. (2)
• I sacked Brodie. (2)
• Ill-timed rant about Joss Whedon (1)
• Jason White sucks. (1)
• Jesus. (2)
• Jim Tressel is the dirtiest player in the game. (2)
• Jim Tressel-Rich Rodriguez shirtless wrestling match. (4)
• Joe Gibbs - Great coach in the 1980s. (1)
• Joey Jones was Bear's favorite tiny white receiver. (1)
• John Chaney did murder you. (1)
• John Stocco dawg. (1)
• Julio Jones is a football man. (2)
• Justice. (1)
• Keyshawn and his goofy little scarf. (3)
• LeBron. (1)
• Love me I'm Terrelle Pryor. (3)
• Love me I'm Tiger Woods. (1)
• Mike Nolan hates you (but he's so well dressed). (2)
• Mike Shula sucks. (6)
• Miles Brand sucks. (1)
• Milkshakes are tasty. (1)
• Mother Disney. (1)
• Murder. (2)
• NERDS! (1)
• Never hire Cam Cameron as a head coach (2)
• Nick Saban will kill you. (8)
• Norm Chow rocks. (2)
• Opinions are biased. (1)
• Oregon — All this money and it couldn't save the suck. (1)
• Pain. (1)
• Pat Hill sucka. (1)
• Pat Summitt will also kill you. (1)
• Pelvii! (1)
• Plax doesn't play defense but he ownz you Brady. (1)
• Pope joke. (1)
• Really?! Harbaugh is God?! (2)
• Rick Majerus is Unintentifunny! (1)
• Rick Neuheisel is parked outside your house right now. (2)
• Rick Stansbury spared by God. (1)
• Ryan Mallett being hit by a train called "Life." (1)
• S to the E to the C. (5)
• Sentient corn has a name. (2)
• Shirtless wrestling match. (2)
• Sirloin Melt = Euphemism for group sex. (1)
• Sports with round balls. (11)
• States are shaped like things. (4)
• Steel chair. (1)
• Tatum Bell just fumbled. (1)
• TERREROS! (1)
• The Barn. (1)
• The Crooming. (1)
• The game to end all games until another game is played. (3)
• The perfect Michigan-West Virginia joke. (1)
• The twisted mind of John Denver. (1)
• There is no better sports writer than Chris Hitchens. (1)
• Tommyball. (2)
• Trolley car sports. (1)
• Trombone lubricant. (1)
• Tuesdays with … (1)
• TV's Hoover High School quarterback Ross Wilson. (1)
• Ugly coaches. (2)
• UoPO Stadium — Where dreams die and Oklahoma loses. (3)
• Vanderbilt joke denied. (1)
• Vick'em. (1)
• Vince can do better. (2)
• Vomit. (2)
• Warm up John Thompson IV. (1)
• We acknowledge hockey. (2)
• We also know a disturbing amount about other sports. (6)
• We assure that we don't think Joey Jones is really evil (1)
• We really don't care for Jim Calhoun. (2)
• We root against all NC schools — including UNC (1)
• Wife-swapping. (2)
• Women's sports? (2)