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Jake Long is expected to provide better protection for Marc Bulger if the Rams take him with the draft’s second pick.
That’s a big man, daddy. Don’t let him eat us.
While everyone is waiting for Deion Sanders II to take off on another amazing 40 run at this week’s NFL Draft combine, the sports nets are filling time by talking about how friggin’ huge (subscriber only) former Michigan OT Jake Long is.
How big is he? Well, 6′7, 313 pounds, arms that are 3-feet long, and a nearly 1-foot hand span.
He is expected to perform well in drills after spending the past practicing at his home in the woods around Hogwarts, occasionally stopping to swipe at deer and Centaurs that darted past his reach.
Sometimes he caught them. And if no one was around, then the feast would begin. (more…)
