Filed under: 138th Episode Spectacular., Anonymous Atlanta Falcons Coach, Bless _____'s hearrrrrt., Cleaning the hizouse., Emmitt Smith smiles and laughs nervously., Golic smash!, Hoover High School quarterback John Parker Wilson., Human failure Chris Rix., Jim Tressel-Rich Rodriguez shirtless wrestling match., Keyshawn and his goofy little scarf., Love me I'm Terrelle Pryor., Mike Nolan hates you (but he's so well dressed)., Nick Saban will kill you., Shirtless wrestling match., Vomit., We acknowledge hockey.
We posted this photo of Human Failure Chris Rix for all of you who found us while searching for photos of shirtless quarterbacks. Yes, because we hate you.
Sorry for the sudden AWOL again, but recovery from the (repeated) night of the storms has taken longer than we expected.
We would like to give a little bit of hollah back to Roll Bama Roll, which gave us linkage that greatly enhanced our sight hittage — even well beyond Keyshawn scarf levels. Gentlemen, what you have done for this half-assed sports blog is so important that we will not even question for one nanosecond why you’re having a kind of creepy competition to judge which celebrichick is hotter*.
As for the rest of you non-Alabama fans who read said half-assed sports blog, we think you have some real problems surprisingly not related to reading this half-assed sports blog.
You see, we’ve been scanning over the search items that link people to this site and unfortunately we’ve left the halcyon wholesome days of Keyshawn and his aforementioned goofy desert scarf.
Here’s a few of the reasons why we feel like we need to spray off with a hose:
“Kyle Boller ex-girlfriend”: We’ve long been of the opinion that God hates Kyle Boller, and maybe that’s why you ended up clicking here. (more…)
