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Background.
- Origin stories and bad attitudes.
Bad ideas.
- "DAVID TYREE IS STILL ON THE TEAM!" (2)
- "I like this man!!" (3)
- 'You know it's a very very long song…'. (1)
- 138th Episode Spectacular. (1)
- 18-1. (2)
- A higher power is not fond of Kyle Boller. (2)
- Aaron Rodgers is not Brett Favre and deserves it. (3)
- Acid washed. (1)
- Actual indoor football team (2)
- Adam Morrison is a wuss. (2)
- Adam Morrison is an UGLY wuss. (1)
- Adrian Peterson has decided to run the football real ha (1)
- Al Davis is crazy. (1)
- AL-UH-BAMA! (11)
- al.commentary. (9)
- Almost heaven… (2)
- Alternate Death Valley. (2)
- Amusing John L. Smith reference (1)
- Anonymous Atlanta Falcons Coach (2)
- Baylor sucks. (1)
- Bless _____'s hearrrrrt. (3)
- Bob Huggins does not care if you die. (1)
- Brett Favre. (2)
- Bringing it on the Alabama coast. (3)
- BUCKEYE! (1)
- but they win anyway. (1)
- Centaurs. (1)
- Chantastic! (1)
- CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! (2)
- Chris Henry makes a poor life decision. (1)
- Cleaning the hizouse. (4)
  - We return from the dead. (1)
- Colonel Sanders' original recipe for death. (1)
- Commercial commentary. (2)
- Cute dog deathmatch. (1)
- Daniel Snyder makes FedEx Field a memorial for failure. (2)
- DING! (1)
- Draftaphilia. (2)
- Drew Bledsoe died like a man. (2)
- Duke apparently plays football — sort of. (1)
- Duke sucks (2)
- Emmitt Smith smiles and laughs nervously. (2)
- Eric Crouch — Why?! (1)
- Esoteric 'Wire' reference. (1)
- Fake outdoor football team. (2)
- Filthy Hilltoppers. (1)
- Fox sucks. (1)
- Funny names. (1)
- Gay Cylons. (1)
- Glen Mason cries alone. (1)
- Go Gamecocks … in East Alabama! (1)
- God is a great running back. (1)
- God loves Dennis Felton. (1)
- Golic smash! (2)
- Green Bay is cold. (1)
- Harry Potter reference — really. (1)
- Hello my name is Brodie Croyle starting quarterback of (1)
- Histler. (1)
- Hog-Gods. (1)
- Hokies. (1)
- Hoover High School quarterback John Parker Wilson. (3)
- Human failure Chris Rix. (1)
- Human failure Jimmy Johns. (1)
- Human failure Matt Millen. (1)
- Human failure Ryan Perrilloux. (1)
- I do not care much for Michigan at all good sir. (5)
- I miss Steve McNair when he was young. (2)
- I sacked Brodie. (2)
- Ill-timed rant about Joss Whedon (1)
- Jason White sucks. (1)
- Jesus. (2)
- Jim Tressel is the dirtiest player in the game. (2)
- Jim Tressel-Rich Rodriguez shirtless wrestling match. (4)
- Joe Gibbs - Great coach in the 1980s. (1)
- Joey Jones was Bear's favorite tiny white receiver. (1)
- John Chaney did murder you. (1)
- John Stocco dawg. (1)
- Julio Jones is a football man. (2)
- Justice. (1)
- Keyshawn and his goofy little scarf. (3)
- LeBron. (1)
- Love me I'm Terrelle Pryor. (3)
- Love me I'm Tiger Woods. (1)
- Mike Nolan hates you (but he's so well dressed). (2)
- Mike Shula sucks. (6)
- Miles Brand sucks. (1)
- Milkshakes are tasty. (1)
- Mother Disney. (1)
- Murder. (2)
- NERDS! (1)
- Never hire Cam Cameron as a head coach (2)
- Nick Saban will kill you. (8)
- Norm Chow rocks. (2)
- Opinions are biased. (1)
- Oregon — All this money and it couldn't save the suck. (1)
- Pain. (1)
- Pat Hill sucka. (1)
- Pat Summitt will also kill you. (1)
- Pelvii! (1)
- Plax doesn't play defense but he ownz you Brady. (1)
- Pope joke. (1)
- Really?! Harbaugh is God?! (2)
- Rick Majerus is Unintentifunny! (1)
- Rick Neuheisel is parked outside your house right now. (2)
- Rick Stansbury spared by God. (1)
- Ryan Mallett being hit by a train called "Life." (1)
- S to the E to the C. (5)
- Sentient corn has a name. (2)
- Shirtless wrestling match. (2)
- Sirloin Melt = Euphemism for group sex. (1)
- Sports with round balls. (11)
- States are shaped like things. (4)
- Steel chair. (1)
- Tatum Bell just fumbled. (1)
- TERREROS! (1)
- The Barn. (1)
- The Crooming. (1)
- The game to end all games until another game is played. (3)
- The perfect Michigan-West Virginia joke. (1)
- The twisted mind of John Denver. (1)
- There is no better sports writer than Chris Hitchens. (1)
- Tommyball. (2)
- Trolley car sports. (1)
- Trombone lubricant. (1)
- Tuesdays with … (1)
- TV's Hoover High School quarterback Ross Wilson. (1)
- Ugly coaches. (2)
- UoPO Stadium — Where dreams die and Oklahoma loses. (3)
- Vanderbilt joke denied. (1)
- Vick'em. (1)
- Vince can do better. (2)
- Vomit. (2)
- Warm up John Thompson IV. (1)
- We acknowledge hockey. (2)
- We also know a disturbing amount about other sports. (6)
- We assure that we don't think Joey Jones is really evil (1)
- We really don't care for Jim Calhoun. (2)
- We root against all NC schools — including UNC (1)
- Wife-swapping. (2)
- Women's sports? (2)
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EVENIN’ SCRAMBLE: Failed head coach finds job, and you may have made Jesus sad.

January 23, 2008, 8:27 pm
Filed under: A higher power is not fond of Kyle Boller., Almost heaven..., Golic smash!, I miss Steve McNair when he was young., Jesus., John Stocco dawg., Mother Disney., Never hire Cam Cameron as a head coach, Really?! Harbaugh is God?!, Rick Majerus is Unintentifunny!, Sports with round balls., States are shaped like things.

Cam Cameron owed the Ravens 1.

Norv Turner Jr. has a job.
Former Dolphins and Indiana coach Cam Cameron is headed to Baltimore to be new coach John Harbaugh’s offensive coordinator, according to ESPN.com. Cameron had previously been a candidate for every third offensive coordinator job in pro ball, college and Lega Nazionale Football Americano Italiano.

He will try to resuscitate an offense that, despite having a stout running game, a fantastic tight end and a decent batch of receivers, swallowed Draino and lit itself on fire on third down last year. (more…)