Drunken Omelette


McPicked?
January 30, 2008, 9:11 am
Filed under: AL-UH-BAMA!, Nick Saban will kill you., Norm Chow rocks., al.commentary.


Do you dare defy The Doll-Man?

While everyone else in ‘Bama is obsessed with losing to Tennessee in other sports, the Press-Register is reporting that Jim McElwain could possibly maybe sort of take the Bama OC job today. McElwain has called a morning press conference, but it appears to be in California, which would suggest he’s going to stay over there, though the P-R says that would be a big change of heart.

McElwain turned down the head job at Eastern Washington earlier this month. But that job doesn’t invoke the wrath of a small angry man whose been known to make 300-pounders cry like little girls.

Stay tuned… or something.



A Pac-10 team with big offense? Really?


“Yes, Vince, I will hit you with my car. See, it’s parked right over there.”

ESPN.com is reporting that Norm Chow will be announced as UCLA’s new offensive coordinator this week, fresh off what the story seems to imply was a season of being a butthole to Vince Young (though understandably so).

Thus ends the speculation that Chow is headed to Tuscaloosa to become O-coordinator, nixing the Southern side of the Internet’s third-favorite rumor*.

ESPN.com’s Bruce Feldman pointed out last week that UCLA has now packaged all three of its head coaching candidates under the same regime, which is a big coup for the school that, in recent history, been a third-tier Pac-10 team at best. I’m not exactly sure what level talent UCLA has left (seeing how, you know, the only game I watched them play — the Las Vegas Bowl — wasn’t exactly an offensive explosion), but Pete Carroll certainly has to be at a lower level of thrilled about this stuff being installed at his cross-town rival.

*The top two rumors being Tommy Tuberville to the Redskins and Urban Meyer munching on children to secure Florida recruits, respectively.